Archive for April, 2009

Old comments

April 12, 2009

I was re-reading my old comments, cause I’m like that…

and I found this little exchange that made me laugh at how bad some people’s maths is.

Bluefire1001(6 months ago):
the xbox 360 has a 90 % chance of breaking. Beware you have to take really good care for it not to get red rings, my friend his breaks every 6 months!!

imoldjosh (6 months ago):

the original batch of 360’s (i.e the first ones released, like my old one) had a high chance yes, but it was still only about 1%.

The newer ones however, do not, the still have a chance of breaking, but its about the same as a wii or a ps3, so its a fairly equal playing field

Bluefire1001 (6 months ago):

its not the same.. and its clearly higher then 1%, that’s like 1 in every million or so

imoldjosh (6 months ago) :

oh. my. god.

Simple maths here. 1% is one in every hundred.

Needless to say this user has now closed his account.

Also, NEW VIDEO!

Forcing me to do stuff gets me nowhere.

April 3, 2009

I completely forgot about BEDA/VEDA/WHATEVA, I just can’t be bothered. I’m still going to do it, but in the form I described yesterday which will be flitting between the two mediums whenever I like. SO THERE.

I decided today, that from now on, I want to do blogging type videos on my joshokies channel, the sort where occasionally I talk about recent events in my life and stuff. I don’t want to do that as much on my main channel, mainly because thats all I ever seem to do, and I want to make myself start making higher quality, better videos that I’ve spent more time on, and are more entertaining.

I want to start doing more comedy style videos, music videos, sketches and perhaps very occasionally a blog or two. But it seems that at the moment all I do is make blogs, lets take a look at my recent videos for proof;

  • Why Josh Is Great (Part Fail) – it’s just a blog, that’s it, a video diary.
  • Feb-brrr-ary- A video diary with added snow.
  • Hey-ay!- I put no effort into this whatsoever.
  • horriblylongvlog – is a horribly long vlog
  • I got some prezunts- is a vlog in disguise.
  • How to think of video ideas- THIS IS THE LAST TIME I PUT EFFORT INTO MY VIDEOS. FOUR FUCKING MONTHS AGO AND IT’S STILL NOT PARTICULARLY GOOD.

So from now on imoldjosh is in vlog/blog lockdown. Limited to one per month. joshokies however is allowed however many it wants, it’s a second channel, who gives a toss anyway.

BYE

Interchangability

April 2, 2009

This is BEDA day two, BEDA day one was a VEDA on this channel, I decided I could swap around whenever I want, so whilst today was a BEDA and yesterday was a VEDA, tommorow will be a VEDA, but that doesn’t mean that the whole month of April will follow a V/B/V/B pattern, in fact it may go V/B/V/V/B/V/B/B/B, who knows?

Actually, tommorow will probably be a BEDA, even more proof that the pattern is not set in stone…
Today, I bought my music teacher a birthday cake, it is his birthday on the 6th April but as tommorow is the last day of term, we’re having the celebrations tommorow. I also made him a Mix CD of songs I like.
You may think I’m a suck up, you’d be right, but with good cause. My music teacher is a member of the elite society of the best teachers, along with my english, drama and history teachers. It’s a hard club to get into. Which is why he gets birthday presents…

On the way home from school, I walked past a van of shaving headed men, quite obviously affiliated with the National Front. When I listen to music whilst walking, I practice singing technique in time with the song, without actually making sound. I was doing this whilst walking past the National Front people, they laughed at me.

In English today, I got told by the girl who sits next to me that she’s going to get a group of people to vote me as ‘most emo’ for the end of school awards, because I’m quite obviously not an emo. The flaw with this, is to the simple minded chav, I am emo, I have long-ish hair after all. But, on the other hand, if you actually know me, you would know that I listen to Indie and Dance, my hair is shorter than most people’s in our school, I wear clothes from topman and although some people in our year do carve names into their wrists, I’m not one of them. So, I’m looking foward to accepting my award for most Emo, because the simple minded ‘gangsta’s’ in our school won’t label me as an Indie/Mod/Cool Geek (the stereotypes I probably most fit), but I’ll just be able to hear ‘Emo cunt’ as I collect my award. Oh joy.

As a final note, I bought one of Johnny’s tshirts, yay ^_^