I AM JOSH OKIES

All this talk about the Doctor seems like an ideal time to explain my beliefs.

You see, I am an atheist, I do not believe in God at all.

However, this does not mean that I don’t believe in some form of afterlife.

I will now attempt to explain my afterlife belief system.

There are an infinite number of parallel universes, these include every imaginable reality, which means that somewhere, every story ever told does exist, but in this universe, they does not.
This universe, is the starting off universe. Which means that the life you are living at the moment, is in fact your first life, you have not had any previous lives.
When you die (I’m sorry, but you will), you are sent to a parallel universe of your choice, to live a new life however you wish.
You won’t be able to remember this life completely, however as you age in this new universe, you will remember key points and friends, you will also notice that people you care about exist in this new universe, just they would have different names and stuff.
Now, in between lives, you have the option of going to a universe where you would remember everything from all your lives, it is not as universe you must be born into, it’s a sort of “waiting room” where your mental projection of yourself can wait and just live.

I don’t know why I believe this, it just came to me.

My belief in the afterlife originally stemmed from my narcissistic desire to be here forever and the fact that I simply cannot imagine that an intelligent consciousness can disappear.

I like my beliefs, as they technically allow all religious beliefs to be true, e.g there is a universe where Christians go to heaven but there is also a universe where Buddhists can go to Nirvana, but they also allow atheists, to just, chillax after the journey that is death.

Basically my beliefs say that if you want something to be true, then somewhere it is.

If you want to know what universe I intend to go to when I die. Well, I plan to go to the universe where timelords are actual real things and be a renegade timelord
After that, I’ll go to the chillaxing universe for a while, whilst I decide where I want to go next…

If you don’t quite understand my beliefs, feel free to ask me if you ever meet me, It’s probably a lot easier to explain through spoken word than written word.

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Don’t get me wrong

If I’m not offered the role of the Doctor until I’m 40, I will not turn it down.

It’s the fucking Doctor!

So, David Tennant is leaving.

Which means that come 2010, we will have an 11th Doctor. Assuming he stays for 3 years, Doctor number 12 will come 2013/2014, Assuming he stays 3 years, Doctor 13 will come 2017/18.

For those who do not know, it is my life long dream to play the Doctor.

For those that do not know, the Doctor only has 13 lives/12 regenerations. Which means that if I wish to play the Doctor I am going to have to play him aged 23/24/25 as lets face it, they wont call me up to be Doctor 11 when I’m 18, nor will they call me up to play Doctor 12 when I’m 21.

The youngest ever Doctor, assuming 11 and 12 aren’t as young/younger.

It also means I am faced with the terrible burden of either being the last Doctor, or playing the Doctor over a huge story arch that sees him gain a new regeneration cycle.

Assuming Stephen Moffat, or whichever person is the head writer circa 2017, goes along and follows the new regeneration cycle route. Then I have a chance to play maybe the 14th, 15th, 16th or 17th Doctor.

I stopped at 17th, because ideally I would like to play the Doctor before I’m 35, which according to my calculations assuming each new doctor stays on 3 years, I will be by the time of the 17th Doctor.

I think about my future way too much.

please excuse the fact that youtube felt the need to extend the ending by over 5 minutes.

I fucked up sticking to my schedule.

But I have much faith that I will have a video tommorow.

I are also contemplating doing a video response to BenLoka’s new video.

But if I do, it’ll be on that little secondary channel I made, remember that? It’s being put to good use now

I wore a kilt today also. Just thought I’d mention it.

I was getting it fitted for my Dad’s wedding which is in January.

He isn’t Scottish. He is Irish.

Don’t say “but it’s the Scottish who wear kilts!”

The Irish do too, we invented them. So fuck off.

I went to a gathering today. And I saw loads of amazing people.

It was amazing.

I left at about 8pm, and Mhazz and Stephen physically restrained me so I couldn’t. But then I had to , but the day was good

In other news, I noticed on my insight thing today, that I have a reasonably large number of Finnish viewers.

It is now my quest to become celebrated in Finland in much the same way as David Hasselhoff is celebrated in Germany. Hell yeah I just compared myself to the Hoff.
Finland is a favourite country of mine, loads of bands I like (albeit, I liked them tonnes in my old “emo” ways, I don’t find as much solace in them now I understand that being a twat is not fun) such as HIM and The 69 Eyes are from Finland, and I think it’s a fascinating country in general, what with it’s history and stuff.

So yeah, I will be Finland’s Hoffmeister. I promise.

Frank Miller is writing/drawing a new Batman graphic novel. It’s name is “Holy Terror, Batman!”

The plot?

Al-Qaeda plan a terrorist attack on Gotham City and we see a new bad ass Batman aiming to stop them.

I’m not making this shit up.

Last Tuesday I went to the dentist, she said I had the best teeth she’d ever seen in a teenager.

It just occurred to me that that event will be the last time I’ll be covered under the NHS’s free dental treatment for under 16s thing.

You know those random fact websites?

I just found this “fact”

“A man’s testicles manufacture 10 million new sperm cells each day – enough that he could repopulate the entire planet in only 6 months!”

I doubt it. Primarily because a fucking pregnancy takes 9 months.

idiots.